Eddie Murphy Sells New Jersey Home For Well Below Asking Price

The last few years haven’t been kind to the career of Academy Award nominee Eddie Murphy (he was nominated for his role in Dream Girls), and neither has the real estate market. The mega-millionaire star of classic comedies like Trading Places and Coming To America spent the first ten years of his career dominating the comedy scene in both film and in stand-up, but he’s spent the last twenty-something years making horrible family-friendly comedies like The Nutty Professor. During his heyday, Murphy purchased a 10,000 square foot mansion in Englewood, New Jersey for $3.5 million. He then added an additional 15,000 square feet to the home and by the time he decided to sell it in 2005 it was appraised around $30 million. However, no one really wants a house that big and expensive, and Murphy just sold it for $18 million under his asking price. For $12 million, the buyer gets eight bedrooms, eight full bathrooms, four half bathrooms, a bowling alley, a racquetball court, a child’s gym, a recording studio, a huge guest house, and thirty-two rooms in total. The Tower Heist star couldn’t be reached for comment on the sale, as he was busy making a movie that involves a fat-suit and/or ridiculously cliched premise.

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George Lucas: Another Celebrity With Neighbor Problems

Note to all fancy rich-folk: Don’t anger the great and powerful George Lucas. For if you do, he shall suffocate you with the breath of a thousand poor and old people. He shall violate your most sacred of codes and allow, nay! Encourage those of lesser economic standing to live within eyeshot of your mansions and luxury cars!

What? You don’t beleive us? Well then you must not live in Marin County, California. Residents of the upscale community recently came to figurative blows with the Star Wars mastermind over his plans to build a 263,701-square-foot digital technology production complex on his Grady Ranch property. The homeowners association torpedoed the idea for a number of reasons, including noise and environmental impact concerns, but did nothing to stop Lucas from making plans for the land. Lucas now says that he will create his studio in a more welcoming community, and will look into selling the land to a developer who could use the property to create low-income housing and housing for the elderly. So yes, rich people are now threatening and/or seeking revenge on other rich people by suggesting the mere presence of poor people..ugh.

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Ryan Reynolds And Blake Lively Seem Like Bad Neighbors

This one is a shame folks, because we really like Ryan Reynolds, and we have nothing against Blake Lively. However, reports have come out that they’re acting a little on the diva-side for our liking. The pair recently moved into a Bedford, New York home that Lively purchased for around $2 million, and they’ve already ticked off some of their neighbors. First off, before moving into the 3 bedroom home(which sits on 1.7 acres of prime real estate), the couple had a ton of confidentiality demands. Now this would be fair if they were moving into a home in a celebrity-heavy area, or if they were purchasing a really secluded home, but not when they’re moving into a place filled with well-off private citizens. The celebrities are invading the regular people’s turf, they have as many rights as the rest of us at that point, but not more! Secondly, Reynold reportedly chewed out a a fellow couple who left a restaurant at the same time as he and the Gossip Girl star. The R.I.P.D. Actor reportedly asked the couple if they were following them out of the establishment. Really Ryan? Sorry people wanted to get up after their meal; not cool man.

 

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Jennifer Aniston Sells Her New York Apartment

Right before rumors began that she was going to get dumped by boyfriend-of-the-month Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston decided that she no longer needed her New York City apartments. Despite dropping over $7 million on them last year, Aniston has sold off the penthouse and 17th floor apartments for $6.5 million to a buyer that has not been identified. We can assume that she sold them in order to spend more time in Los Angeles, but maybe the apartments just liked Angelina Jolie better…zing! The decision might not be the best one she’s ever made considering the fact that her and Justin Theroux might be breaking up pretty soon, but she’s got a ton of money in the bank so it really probably won’t be a big deal when she ends up single and goes on an apartment shopping spree. Aniston’s part of the annoying celebrity trend of buying homes in multiple cities and then never using them; way to spend wisely Jennifer Aniston!

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Melissa Gorga Leaving New Jersey?

(Insert Real Housewives/Realty joke here) Phew! That sure was a funny introduction! Anyhow, it looks like Real Housewives of New Jersey star and “singer” Melissa Gorga (don’t defend her until you’ve heard her voice; if she’s a singer, then we’re real writers…we’re not) may be on the move, as she and her husband Joe have listed their Montville Township, New Jersey home for $3.8 million. Rumors about why they’re selling range from “they’re broke”, to “she wants to pursue her music career in Los Angeles”, to “Teresa Guidice.”. Whatever the reason they’re selling, the home is a gaudy but well made six bedroom mansion that sits on over two acres and features a movie theater, dual marble staircases, a library, and multiple fireplaces. The home was put up for sale once before, but was quickly taken down before being re-listed this past month. It’s a nice home, but like we said, it’s too flashy. It looks more like Liberace’s closet and less like a place to raise a family.

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Elin Nordgren Reveals Plans For New Home

 

It looks like Elin Nordgren is finally ready to rebuild. Tiger Woods’ ex-wife, who won over $100 million in her divorce from the former number one golfer, has revealed plans for her dream home. We gave Nordgren a bunch of crap for tearing down the $12 million 1930s home that she had purchased previously to make way for her new pad. However, Nordgren claims the home wasn’t hurricane proof, was infested with bugs, and would’ve cost far too much to renovate; she also allowed Habitat for Humanity to gut the home for usable materials before tearing it down; so we forgive her. The new home will not have any golf facilities for when her ex visits, but it will have waterfalls, a spa, an Olympic sized swimming pool, a gym, a theater, a 1,200 square foot master bedroom with an ocean view, and 21,000 square feet of living space. The home will be a great place for her to raise her two kids, and a great way to show Tiger how much he lost in the divorce. It’s currently unclear when construction will be completed.

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