Kimye, Kandashian, Wardashian, whatever you want to refer to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West as, they’re now in the housing market. The pregnant boyfriend and girlfriend (Kim might still be married for all we know) have recently been throwing their considerable combined fortune into the real estate game, and we’ve got the story so far.
A few months back, the two were spotted out in Miami looking for a place to raise their eventual troop of immensely talented, giant butted, and astronomically ego’d children. Reports had it that the couple were down to three options, but it seems that they didn’t move on any of them. Even more recently, the two vacationed in Brazil; prompting reports that they were looking to move south of the border to avoid public attention and possibly to learn Juijitsu and eat at unending meat menu restaurants. These suspicions were furthered when Kim recently went through with the quiet sale of her 3,800 square foot, five bedroom, five bathroom Beverly Hills Post Office mini-mansion.
No one knows what she got for it, but we can all safely bet that she did alright for herself in the sale, especially since rumor has it that it was purchased by a big time sports agent. So we had ourselves a couple that was looking at homes, and one of them was homeless; that’s a recipe for real estate! Well the ingredients boiled over in early 2013, when the couple dropped over ten million on a nine thousand square foot mansion in Bel Aire (of “Fresh Prince” fame). Initial reports on the purchase had them planning to expand the five bedroom, six and a half bathroom crib…but then they sold it.
Yes folks, you guessed it, the power couple flipped the house for a nice little profit almost as soon as they signed the closing papers. So now we figure they’re back on the market. This means that the Miami properties might be back in the mix, but it also means that all bets are off on where the West clan will hang theirs hats and slotted sunglasses. We’re going to guess that they pick the west coast to stay near Kim’s family.
This makes even more sense when you consider the turmoil her home unit is currently in. So be on the lookout Los Angeles readers, because before you know, they could be your neighbors…unless you live in a poor neighborhood, they wouldn’t even use your bathroom then.